Noah and I returned home as man and wife to an apartment filled to the tip top with gifts and crap.  This posting may be a bit of a rant, but bear with me.

Let the ranting beging!

Noah and I have a SMALL apartment smaller than some people's closets.  When you get married you register for gifts, but the problem is when you have a small apartment you don't want too many gifts because where the hell are you going to put the damn gifts.  So Noah and I thought it would be nice to tell people on the wedding website that we only wanted things on our registry and gift cards.  Guess what too many Mutha #$%$@s didn't listen and now we have an apartment full of things we don't want and we are returning it all immediately.  I love my friends and family, but when  I say we can't find a place to put it-I mean it.  Our poor dog Johnny Cash has been trapped in the bedroom for day because our apartment is full of very nice things we DON'T WANT!

I love all the Kitchen Aid appliances, but we have no room for them.  Thanks for the thought for the people that bought us presents not on the registry, but now it's a huge pain in my ass to drive about 200lbs of presents(no exaggeration) to Bed Bath and Beyond in Manhattan to return it.  I could also try to mail it, but I don't have the time to box each present with its friggin mailing label.

Long story short PLEASE buy off registries when people have them and the registry ONLY!